How many signs do you need?

I continue to stride forth confidently each day…at least for the most part. This morning, though, I had the “I Feel Lucky” song by Mary Chapin Carpenter in my head, but mostly to ward off evil. I started out on the walk in the wee hours, and halfway down the block when I realized that I left my Fitbit at home. I am not trudging through the ridiculous humidity and not getting credit for it, so obviously I turned around and went back home to get it…next, I had the misfortune to walk face first into a magnificent bit of arachnid architecture. I still can’t shake the feeling that I have been highjacked by a spider. Then, we get almost to the park and I hear angry male voices. We did a U-ey, of course, and found another way home, but sometimes I just get the feeling the Universe is trying to tell me something…