Fools

Today is April Fool’s Day…it used to be a fun day of harmless antics…a Springtime trick-or-treat thing. Nowadays I brace myself for some shenanigans that aren’t so fun. Like the time that the boys’ dad called to say there had been a terrible accident…or the time one of the boys called to say that their dad needed a liver transplant.

Har-dee-har-@#$ing har.

I won’t take calls from them today. They can call my mom. But they better not play any horrid tricks on her or she will smack the snot out of them. Long distance.

I am too bitchy today to be a good sport about Fools.

Caveat emptor.